"If I never see a lacerated ball again, that would be just fine."
- Nick Carter
"Is that why my girlfriend smelled like cokey the cat?"
"Funniest thing i've ever seen. i've already oredered my copy. it'll be like nothing you've ever seen before! haha! this poor guy is sterile, he can never have kids! poor guy."
"Must buy dvd of the year ...jackass ain't got nuthin on these niggas."
"hey! you have to buy this! oh my goodness. i've never seen anything like it! 50 minutes of pure entertainment. i couldn't even bring myself to pause for a pee break. support these guys. i need to see a sequel!"
"i like seeing cokey get that cat ass licked"
"Ok drunky you still owe my mom for the last three tricks she did for you so add the taxes and that comes out to a buck fitty payable in handjobs and stop telling elizabeth longhair your going to tampa on bidness tell her your really goin to lake city to see my mom. Im just playing great vid"
- tater salad
"My balls itch"
"Why is there a damn wizard on the cover? The wizard isnt the draw.
Also, please make sure you pay me for selling the Monster footage. I own that shit, just like I own you."
- Russ Rollins
"DRUNKY U R THE MAN!!! IMEAN THE BEAR!!! MY HERO, AND THE BEAR IF THE PEEPS! BAD ASS DVD, MOVE OVER JACKASS....HERES DRUNKY!"
"Totally Awesome! I still can't figure this guy out!"
- Jose Canseco
"I enjoyed it so much that I drank a Budweiser then drop-kicked my grandmother in the face after I saw it!"